CBS reports:

David Petraeus apologized Tuesday night to an audience of many veterans for the conduct that led to his resignation as head of the CIA following the disclosure of an extramarital affair.

"Needless to say, I join you keenly aware that I am regarded in a different light now than I was a year ago," Petraeus said. "I am also keenly aware that the reason for my recent journey was my own doing. So please allow me to begin my remarks this evening by reiterating how deeply I regret — and apologize for — the circumstances that led me to resign from the CIA and caused such pain for my family, friends and supporters."

It was clear at the time that the Broadwell affair was providing Petraeus with the perfect smokescreen to evade responsibility for lying to Congress twice about Benghazi -- two apparent felonies poking out from beneath the multi-layered cover-up of the woefully under-investigated Obama administration Benghazi scandal. The Petraeus rap sheet doesn't end there. A principle architect of the counterinsurgency (COIN) strategy executed in both Iraq and Afghanistan, Petraeus is also the author of an August 1, 2010 COIN guidance that is directly responsible for an undetermined number of US and allied deaths and dismemberments due, for example, to orders to walk the IED-laced roads of Afghanistan as an integral part of this wholly disastrous, see-no-Islam Petraeus-COIN strategy. Thus, Petraeus has more to "apologize" for than coyly referenced "circumstances" involving a sexual liaision with his biographer. Meanwhile, such "circumstances" very likely dated back to his Army career, rendering him, as his brother officers continue to be, subject to prosecution for adultery under the military code.

Back to CBS's account of the gala evening:

He made the comments during his first public speech after his resignation, to a group of about 600 people, including many veterans at the University of Southern California's annual ROTC dinner. The hero of the Iraq and Afghanistan wars has remained largely in seclusion since resigning.

His lawyer, Robert B. Barnett, has said that Petraeus has spent much of that time with his family.

Barnett, of course, is the $875/hr image-lawyer Petraeus hired while in seclusion with his family.

Petraeus received applause and a standing ovation before he began the evening's program by cutting a cake, a task reserved for the highest ranking person in the room.

His affair with the retired four-star general's biographer, Paula Broadwell, was discovered during an FBI investigation into emails she sent to another woman she viewed as a rival for his attention.

At the time, Petraeus told his staff he was guilty of "extremely poor judgment."

"Such behavior is unacceptable, both as a husband and as the leader of an organization such as ours," he said.

As the military leader credited with reshaping the nation's counterinsurgency strategy, turning the tide in the U.S. favor in both Iraq and Afghanistan and making the U.S. safer from terrorism, Petraeus expected a friendly audience at the ROTC dinner. ...

How these two mutli-zillion-dollar fiascos translate into the above happy talk is beyond comprehension. Ditto for the embrace of the rehabilitating ROTC audience.

CBS goes on to quote image consultants smacking their lips over the emerging market for Petraeus 2.0.

Example:

Another longtime crisis communications expert, Howard Bragman, said Petraeus has handled the situation perfectly so far and he expects he'll continue to do so. He noted that unlike former President Bill Clinton, former U.S. Sen. John Edwards and other public figures caught in extramarital affairs, Petraeus didn't try to lie his way out of it, immediately took responsibility and moved on.

"I think the world is open to him now," said Bragman, vice chairman of the image-building company Reputation.com. "I think he can do whatever he wants. Realistically, he can even run for public office, although I don't think he'd want to because he can make more money privately."

Ahead of the speech, Petraeus drew lavish praise from USC's president, C. L. Max Nikias, who called him "arguably the most effective military commander since Gen. Dwight D. Eisenhower."

Another one. Was that before or after Ike halted the US conquest of Berlin so that Stalin's forces could seize it? (Churlish question, I know, to ask about a man about to get a $142-million memorial on the Mall, but I'm not a big fan for quite a number of reasons.)

"In our post 9/11 world, Gen. Petraeus' influence on our military is unmatched, and his contributions to the CIA are far-reaching," Nikias said.

While at USC, Petraeus also planned to visit faculty and students at the Price School of Public Policy, which administers the ROTC program, and USC's School of Social Work, which trains social workers in how to best help veterans returning from war.

If Petraeus were serious about his contrition, he would enroll.