Typical fake news lede:

President Joe Biden will deliver a speech Tuesday to address the omicron variant and unveil new steps the administration is taking to help communities in need of assistance, a White House official told NBC News on Saturday..

How about?

The Puppet-pervert will be placed in the set of the Oval Office on this Winter Solstice to read a threat against the last independent and fully human Americans.

Then there's always:

Let's go Brandon!